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ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL

Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations
Start Own Clubs

Beijing (SatireWire.com) - Bitter after being snubbed for
membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced
they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way
eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of
in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new
axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just
as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil...
we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being
excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could
join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President
Bashar al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition.
In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So
you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was
swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious
nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of
geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of
Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis
of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia
established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally
Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs
filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called
the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to
Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations

That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About
America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of
Countries
That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat,
really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First
Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't
perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes,
although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names
End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false
application.Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the
charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis,
but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked
them.

-Anonymous