Ok, now. I got this thru email, in one of those dreaded forwards, but it's actually good.
So, don't complain. I could've sent it to your inbox, you would've erased it, and never read it.

George Carlin Asks Some Really Good Questions:

Why do we say something 'is out of whack'? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin
with.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives
a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the
universe you will believe them. But if they tell you a wall has wet paint,
you have to touch it to be sure?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that
considered a hostage situation?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


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