THIS YEAR'S TOP 10 PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNSAFE TOYS!


1. Unrealistic physical-dimensions girl with unlikely-to-obtain-in-real-life dream home
2. Valuable ultra-rare premium Spider-Man comic book in an impenetrable Mylar childproof case
3. Happytime syringe with miniature chemistry set
4. Electronic "Learn to Read with Me" educational toy with bio-electric feedback needles that go under the fingernails
5. "U-PIC-STOX" Game - where mommy and daddy's retirement is in your hands!
6. Plush kitten stuffed with maggot-ridden old meat
7. The "I Don't Have A Gay Son" Tool Belt
8. The"Deformed Little Princess Who Lives Under The Stairs" Doll
9. Abandoning Dad that says three phrases: "Shut Up!", "Get me a beer!" and "I didn't want a kid! You wanted the kid!"
10. Puppy in an iron lung

courtesy of Comedy Central